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lets play a game called ‘my phone was at 90% 2 minutes ago i swear’
Oh wow… you’re right. Its at 89% now
wow *claps* you are quite funny!! very witty 10/10 wow
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my view on exercise: it’s the thought that counts.
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twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what you are
it’s a flaming ball of gas,
learn some science you dumbass
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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men